My tweets from the week ending with 2010-10-23

When will #Twitter allow users to center their background images? #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-07-17

There are more iPhone app programming books than PHP and Ajax books combined at Barnes and Noble. Odd. #
I have a problem, I walked 10 minutes to the bookstore from the VW dealership. It is now pouring. #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-07-10

Has anyone else noticed that "Jenny" (867-5309) is all about a guy finding the number on a public restroom wall? Classy. #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-06-26

Da da da? http://tweetphoto.com/28933748 #
Don't stop 'til you get enough. #
The dump was unusually stinky today. #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-06-12

This is how to hang a fan, right? http://tweetphoto.com/25959305 #
I just went to put on Tali, and put on Taproot. Was shocked when it actually started playing. #
Ah, beer my old friend, how have you been? Couped up? I think I can help you out of that bottle. #
RT @neatorama: neato! USB streets: http://bit.ly/93g4Fb [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-06-05

Blaaaaaahhhrrrggg. http://twitpic.com/1tjli0 #
To do list: Sleep in … check. #
I forgot to bring socks last night, so I am wearing my grimey socks from yesterday. I hope I don't develop a fungus. #
Get a free donut at Dunkin Donuts today with a drink purchase. #
Things to do: Empty the rest of the pod … [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-05-29

They see me cookin, they hatin, they trying to catch me burnin broccoli. http://twitpic.com/1qhrjm #
Where do I get a license to drive one of those?! http://twitpic.com/1qo0dj #
I wonder if an Oompa Loompa trips in the factory, do they all spring into song and dance to poke fun at him? #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-05-22

Viewing house & 6 yr old needs to pee, checked to make sure the toilet flushes. He comes out in a few to say,"I wish they had toilet paper." #
I think my girlfriend likes me. http://twitpic.com/1ovrwt #
People give up hope when no one around gives them hope. #
The door can see into your mind! [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-05-15

You can spare a dollar and you know it. RT: @ronpurtee: Hey gang, I really need your help here. This is VERY important: http://bit.ly/9lOM2B #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-05-08

*yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnn* #
I think I am a skeleton in someone's closet. #
Is it weird that I like the taste of multivitamins? #
Why is this song "Tik Tok" so popular? It's like Clueless meets Auto-tune. #
As Paola would say, "TGIF!!!!!!!" #