My tweets from the week ending with 2010-03-27

Jaime: This new coffee from Starbies tastes like pavement or something but i can't stop drinking it. #
I don't get it, why would I want to add someone to my Facebook page after they tormented me in high school? #
Beware of thinking out of the box, it may piss people off. #
Not the diner. #

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-03-20

3 reboots this morning… I think I've met my quota for the week. #
Admin: you are having a guy in ukraine arrested and molested by police, all that because of you. Me: Sweet. #
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. #
Oldest pot and illegal firearms dealer, ever: http://www.mugshotsocala.com/?p=22232&disp=mugcard #
So sick of this house [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-03-13

Last night I had a dream I was killing the Twilight vampires and they were disintegrating like the vampires in Blade. #
If you could punch anyone in the face, then go back and tell yourself not to do it, who would you punch? I'd punch Oscar. #
The cat is off to the vet, I wonder [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2010-03-06

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggg! #
Well the wall likes my ideas. #
Things are broken, so I went to chatroulette.com, seems like it's a bunch of guys looking for boobs… idiots. #