My tweets from the week ending with 2009-11-28

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight A keen observation into the "Twilight" phenomenon. #
Dilbert Daily Strip: 2009-11-24: http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-11-24/ This is golden! #
I can't stand it when online companies have different logins for all of their different products they sell. Give me 1 account and 1 login! #
I don't care what they do, this site is beautiful: https://docq.com/ #
I just realized [...]

My tweets from the week ending with 2009-11-21

Runnin' around robbin' banks all whacked off of Scooby Snax… #
Bike is off to the dealer again… maybe they can fix that oil leak this time… #
RT: @ShitFloSays: "These nerds are tickling my nose" Disturbing, yet comical… #
You must click: http://media.fukung.net/images/17177/5d8a16603d2e249ffcc4e02fe53d6573.jpg #

My tweets from the week ending with 2009-11-14

http://twitpic.com/ovq66 – Eh? #
I don't care what people say, I love trance #
Is it still considered "wild monkey sex" if you do it with a trained chimp? #

My tweets from the week ending with 2009-11-07

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. #
http://www.ertards.com/view/Funny/874 hahaha! Classic. #